I'm not going to lie to you here... I've been whacking it hardcore to this movie for at least a year straight and I'll tell you why... it's a reminder. This one says to me -"No matter what... don't you get married again you fucking bastard!" See, there's part of Spock Buckton that wants to settle down and get married... again. But then there's a conflicting part of Spock Buckton that isn't quite sure if his wallet and ulcer could handle that again. Then there's a third part of Spock Buckton that loves putting his dick in glory holes just to relieve the cum build-up. Plus, if I'd get hitched again that'd put my days of doin' lines with Meat Ball to a premature end. Luckily, I've got movies like this to set my mind straight and remind me that all wives are just sluts in hibernation.
The set up's pretty simple with this one: Husband comes home to find his wife is either leaving him or has fucked up his car or some shit. The wife realizes that her only way out of it is by adding hubby's dick to any number of her heat holes. Kinda boring, right? Then why the fuck do I rub one out to it almost every day?
The answer is... Spock Buckton is drunk (or high) every single day.
I'm sure you're all familiar with the concept of beer goggles. That's the only way I can explain why I can't go 24 hours without spraying cum all over my TV while this disc plays. I'll come home after a night at the races with Meat Ball hungry for some puss. Half the time, I've run out of hooker money and my minutes are gone on my cell. So, it's to the DVD player I go! The scene that gets me every time is the one with Tyla Wynn.
TYLA WYNN?!!
I don't know if any of you dudes have had the (dis)pleasure of seeing this girl in action but she is UGLY AS FUCK!! She's so ugly that when she was born, the doctor puked on the mom's bleeding pussy (causing irreparable damage) and the nurse cauterized her snatch shut just to assure that she would never be cursed with a baby so gross. Yes friends, she's nasty. But you know what? When I'm drunk as shit, this hag turns me on. Granted, most of this is based on her luscious tits and boner-inducing dirty talk but (God help me)I actually want to fuck this freak of nature. And not only would I fuck her... I would run over my own mother with a roto-tiller just for a taste of Tyla's dirty cooze. I can be suffering from extreme drunk-dick and Tyla can make me spray in under 3 minutes! It's as if I've finally been able to look past what may be unbecoming physical features to a delicate flower that lies beneath the surface.
But then the shame comes. Deep, dark guilt. The kind that makes you want to apologize to your Grandparents for some reason.
Luckily, by the time the shame sets in I've sobered up a bit, found a bag of meth and I’m on my way to Meat Ball's house. He's always got hooker money... and fucked up masks.
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So let's see. Spock watches nasty porn with an ugly chick, then grabs his meth and heads to Meatballs house because he has fucked up masks. And the site where meatball whacks it has a gay link. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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