Head Case 2

Spock's lingo of the day:

mask (n.)
1. a covering for all or part of the face, worn to conceal one's identity.
2. a grotesque or humorous false face worn at a carnival, masquerade, etc.: Halloween masks.
3. oral sex, blow job, hummer, face fuck, dick suck: Lord Chestington would often receive mask from his butler, Geves, without the knowledge of the Lady Chestington (who ironically was giving mask to Geves at the same time.)

All I wanted was a little mask. I’d been dating this girl for a few days and the only fucking action I’m getting is lame-ass hand jobs and boring intercourse. Now, Spock Buckton ain’t no misogynist, I fuckin’ eat pussy! But when I’m waiting five or six days and my wang hasn’t tickled any tonsils I start asking myself – “What the fuck are you eating this pussy for... WHERE’S SPOCK’S MASK?!!"

So, I decided to go on oral strike. No more vag-guzzling for Spock. She started complaining and all I’d respond with is – “Shut it lady, fuckin’ LOST is on!” (At Spock’s place, LOST is always on.) I knew it wouldn’t be long before she’d be choking on my log. After the end of the season finale (WTF…by the way!) I decided to start touching her pussa with my hand (but no kissing… them’s the rules) and before I know it she’s whipping out a condom and wanting to fuck. That made me fuckin’ snap. I pushed her off me, told her to “Stop fuckin’,” grabbed my copy of 3rd Degree’s Head Case 2 and went over to my laptop to whack off.

Here’s the 5 things I dig most about Head Case 2:

1. No kissing
2. Lots of dirty talk
3. No (pussy) sex
4. Pretending that it's me titty fucking Harmony
5. The “popping” noise that Sasha Grey makes when she’s sucking cock.

So, she's watching me whack off and then gets all fucking pissed. What'd she expect?

“So is this what you’re into…porno and blow jobs?”

Fuck yeah, lady! Spock loooooves getting mask and sometimes JUST mask! No boring fucking, kissing and pussy eating. Sometimes, I just want you to put on some ugly, tight, fluorescent, whore clothes and wriggle around for awhile. Maybe you want to show me your cunt but Spock ain’t touching that thing right now. It’s all about my POV, my cock and you hiding it with the wettest hole in your face!

She didn’t like that too much… they never do. But it’s cool, I just called up Meat Ball and we crushed up some miscellaneous pills and put in our Winesky (that’s ½ wine, ½ whiskey, no ice).

You know what I say? Bullshit on her. She was most likely a lesbian anyway. At least I’ve got porn to keep me cumming...as long as TLA keeps giving me freebies... and they'd better cuz I've got dirt on those fuckers.

Long story short… 3rd Degree’s Head Case 2 is a fuck of a lot better than some girl who won’t suck you off. And let’s face it fellas, after awhile they all stop sucking you off so you might as well pick this one up and get it over with. It’s fucking awesome, it's and it’s made me cum at least 16 times in the past two weeks and that’s more than I can say of any woman.

-Spock Buckton