Hey fuck-o's! Spock Buckton here!
The one thing I've always loved about studios like 3rd Degree is they go the 100% gonzo route. No cheesy set-ups or plots. No saying "Hey girl, I like you" or "Yo lady, let's get carnal!" They cut right to the fuckin' chase, just like Spock does... or tries to at least. But, with Breast Seller 2 - like Breast Seller 1 before it -does is cut to the fuckin' chase even quicker! We're talking 34 scenes of big tit action and each scene starts either mid-fuck or mid-suck! I don't know about you, but that's the way I like it. I don't need no wussy strip tease or cock tease. I'll give you a fuck you tease! Let's get to the fuckin' action here! My favorite thing to do with this flick is get my cock real good and lubed up with butter (I ain't springin' for no fancy lube!) and then skip randomly from scene to scene never knowing what chest bananas might be bouncing in my face next. I guarantee maximum cum-splooging using this technique but you might want to do yourself a favor and savor the scene with Gianna and some other chick who I didn't really like looking at from behind but her cock-slinging skills were A+.
The best part about Breast Seller 2 was that it just made me really want to get in on some real-life titty fucking. The problem is, the hooker Spock's been keeping around the building is as flat-chested as Laura Dern and will only let me poke her in the ass. What's her beef? And why's her clit feel so fat? Anyway.... I called up my boy Meat Ball cuz I know his sister is hung like lady cow but with less tits. She just gots to be down for some zoob slammin'!
"Yo, Meat Ball. WAZZUP? Yo, can I come over and titty fuck your sister?"
Meat responds, "Okay, but like Meat Ball always says: wipe up your own jizz, fuckaz -'cause Meat Ball's comin' in after ya!"
I could tell you what happened with the rest of the night, but we're not allowed to talk about it until the trial.
Spock out, buttfucks!
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